Legolas is unclear on how mortals work
Pippin, during an argument: I’m going to DIE, and it’s YOUR fault!! *storms away*
Legolas: …
Legolas: ………….o_o
Aragorn: Legolas. Are you alright.
Legolas: hhhhhhhhh
Aragorn: Legolas?
Legolas: hhhhhhhhhAHHHHHHH
Aragorn: Legolas-
Legolas, grabbing Aragorn by the shoulders & shaking him vigorously: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH








